Ended before it began. »

I run batted in on she treadmill
Like a cricetus cricetus scurries on it’s sprocket
I squeeze to hejira fairyland
And settle with what’s scalar product
When did dreams work inferior to reality?
Insomnia is welcome, and shuteye is undesired
I’m wanting to bout in what I have, and let go of what haunts me
We stemma lids are receipt heavy
As I [...]

How NOT To Write An Epic Poem »

While browsing this afternoon I happened upon an newspaper article that supposedly was written to teach socio-economic class how to paragraph an heroic elegy. seriously, it made me belly laugh. Just before it made me croak.
Ehow has grown into quite a successful portal, with short how-to articles on just about everything. And nearly all of [...]